Thursday, May 21, 2009

I needed some funnies

A father was reading Bible stories to his young son. He read, "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." His son asked, "What happened to the flea?"
A Sunday School teacher asked her class, "Does anyone here know what we mean by sins of omission?" A small girl replied: "Aren't those the sins we should have committed, but didn't?"

One day a space shuttle crashed to the ground in the yard of a preschool. When he finally struggled out of the wreckage, the astronaut shouted, "I'm free! I'm free!!!" At this point, one of the little children standing there shouted back, "Big deal, I'm four!"





Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel were sitting together in church. Joel giggled, sang, and talked out loud. Finally, his big sister had enough. "You're not supposed to talk out loud in church." "Why? Who's going to stop me?" Joel asked. Angie pointed to the back of the church and said, "See those two men standing by the door? They're hushers."

Good Day Friends~ My Update

Hello Dear Friends

It has been awhile since I have blogged. Silly me join some PSP graphic lists

and I have been overloaded with e-mails!! I love collecting but I don't enjoy getting 200 e-mails

a day!!! Crazy!! Not a whole lot going on in our family, but we are winding down the homeschool

year. I am praying Austen will be done with math by the middle of June, and English and

spelling he will have to work on through the summer (I didn't get the curriculum until December

for him). Blake is doing very well. I am counting down the days he has left in public school

I am so looking forward to having him home, and being able to homeschool him from here on out

He is such a joy to teach. I pray he will continue to be!

Arrrrgggg

I have been trying to visit your blogs, but for some reason as soon as I get on the blog

it kicks me off !!! I will have to try and visit later. I have been feeling better with the warmer

weather, which has been a blessing!! The days I can function normally and get all my

things done, I thank God for! One thing about having FMS is that you really appreciate

those days when you feel good, and you don't take them for granite! It has made me cling to my

Savior even more!

Please feel free to stop in every now and then on BRANMADETAGS

I have fun creating and I am now making headers for blogs as well as

scripture and quote tags! Snag away, and if there is anything specific you would like

feel free to leave it in the comment section and I will be more then happy to meet your

request! I want to be a blessing to you!

Hugs & Blessings

Brandie

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Trials & Temptations~




“Every conquering temptation


represents a new fund of moral energy.


Every trial endured and weathered in the right


spirit makes a soul nobler


and stronger than it was before.”


~William Butler Yeats